HI-FI

I recently purchased a SH subwoofer from Nigel Ince in good faith.

While the aforementioned article appears perfectly functional and in
good condition, when I set it up to test it, I connected it to my amp
which had all the speakers set to small (thereby obviously redirecting
the bass signals to the subwoofer)
Now, any programs that I watch not only have the standard audio coming
from the centre and LR speakers, but a distorted version is coming out
from the sub, and if you listen to whats happening, you can hear:


Hello, good evening and welcome to the nine o clock news
becomes a low boomy
F***K me you fat c**t, sitting on your f****G arse again watching the
f***g box

or

tonights weather will be cold but changeable with damp patches later
becomes a deep
Its f*****g boll**k freezing out and if youre not f*****g careful, its
gonna get as f*****g wet as a knobcheese SVS owners bedlinen....


I thought the group should be warned!!
I shudder to think what would have happened if Id have bought an amp
off him.....

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Gareth Jones likes horses, they are teh friends:


hardy har..

I thought you were being serious for a moment then and was about to give
you a super violent pasting.

Gareth Jones wrote:

Too late, I already bought a DVD player from him. The large bar of soap
I shoved in its loading tray sorted it out though.

Regards

Mark

On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:18:00 +0000, Mark A used
to say...


Wasnt it a bit disconcerting when you shove the scart in the back and
little voice comes from the front, take me, take me big boy?

Gareth Jones wrote:

hehe.

although, it proabably wouldnt have been half as funny had i not been on
the stella

cheers! :-D

Kurt Hamster wrote:

the T2:UE dvd i bought from him refuses to play, as im not a cockgobbling
fuck-rag

dissapointed? i was!

;-)

Gareth Jones wrote in message
news:H6TRO6GO68GAFwJ4@nospam.demon.co.uk...

hehehe

In the right honorable Kez
wrote:

hmm are you sure about this - we have met after all! ;-)



he sold me a dvd that refused to play anything exept display on screen
the following

cuntfaced spannerwanking shiteshute swallowing jizz caked fuckrag
tossloid mongster - fuck your dogs hole with a maggot infested purple
bang stick

it was quite good

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Patrick

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